Teh Precinct : By the Book.

Author: smamurai

Date: October 14, 2003

by smamurai
10-14-03
Before we go turn over that hookers apartment I want you to do me a favour. Take a pop at me. I mean it, hit me as hard as you can on my face. Just let loose and let one fly.
Your kidding right? Last time you asked me to do that you ended up shooting my right knee off.
For assaulting a police officer you were lucky to get away with your life intact buddy. I could have so easily killed you for that. You owe me for saving your life that day.
Whatever! Look Lieutenent, there is no way you are going to make me throw a punch at you today.
You do realise that if you disobey a direct order from your superior I am legally allowed to thread a tire-iron through your eyes? It's all in the book.
How come my operating procedure manual isn't written in felt-tip? Is it because I'm only a constable?