Vietnam Vet.

Author: smamurai

Date: October 15, 2003

by smamurai
10-15-03
Hi Mr Vet. My box-turtle is about ready to hibernate for the winter. My teacher said I should get him checked out first before he goes to sleep. So my mom booked an appointment and here I am.
Your turtle will be fine kiddo,there's millions of years of animal instinct packed into each one of them hairy critters.As long as you dont feed them after midnight it'll be ok.
But my turtle is'nt hairy, here take a look.
Remember, when it comes time to wake 'em you will have to pistol whip her gently behind the ears........OH MY GOD THERE'S GOOKS ALL AROUND, IT'S AN AMBUSH, LOOK OUT!
FIRE IN THE HOLE!!
I can't believe you just bit the head off my turtle and threw it's body out the window at them pigeons over there. Pigeons don't even look like gooks, don't you watch T.V?