Teh Precinct : The Summer Vacation of Sam

Author: smamurai

Date: October 15, 2003

by smamurai
10-15-03
prowling the seedy nite-club, serial killer Serial Sam spots his prey...
Hey there pretty girl wanna party? I got everything a growing girl needs, cocaine, ketamine, pepto-bismol.
Get lost creep. Drugs are for losers and so is this place. I'm outta here.
Later that night....
(Yawns) Oh my God? Where am I? Who are you? Why am I naked? What are you going to do with that gun? DONT SHOOT ME!
Can I interest you in another glass of Rohypnol my haughty beauty? Hee hee hee hee! You've been a bad slut haven't you?
The hunt is on....
Get my skis from the Winnebago constable. Once you have done that you can start cleaning that deer I shot this morning.
But Sir,the letter from Serial Sam?We're supposed to be looking for a body.We've been here 9 days and come to think of it,I'm sure Sam said the body would be found at Ash St. Motel not Aspen Colorado.