Ewe Dirty Dirty Man!

Author: smamurai

Date: October 17, 2003

by smamurai
10-17-03
A field, somwhere in Wales...
Hello Cadfan my boyo. I wonder where Dyfan has got to. He's usually here at the crack of dawn warming up the ladies for us.
So you haven't heard then Huw? He got himself arrested yesterday. Terrible scene it was too.
By all the daffodils! What did he do this time then?
He was caught masturbating using a sheep-skin glove. Naked he was, in the middle of the street.
How unlucky can you be eh? What did they charge him with then?
Necrophillia!