Fletch Lives......in a Dumpster on my Street.

Author: smamurai

Date: October 17, 2003

by smamurai
10-17-03
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Hey, what were you doing sleeping in my room?
This is MY room. What are you doing in here?
Hey, hey, hey look at us, we're squabbling like a homeless hobo and a scared little boy. Shame on both of us. Let's just call it OUR room. My wife and kids can stay in the wall-space.
MOM! DAD! Chevy Chase circa 1975 is trying to steal our house again, and this time I think he's got AIDS! ......................... Are those my old shoes you're wearing?