Wizards Rules: wand envy

Author: smamurai

Date: October 22, 2003

by smamurai
10-22-03
Well done son. Even under my harsh questioning you have failed to break down and admit the truth about your small wizard cock. You're a credit to the trade my boy.
Look, how long have you been a wizard?
Well since I was born, we all were. Wizards are born wizards, and they will die wizards.
And how many other wizards cocks have you seen in your lifetime?
None, but my doctor said....
..That's just what people say to wizards who have small cocks. Your a wizard for crying out loud, if he told you any different you would have fried him.