I'll eat my-hat I'm-randy.

Author: smamurai

Date: October 28, 2003

by smamurai
10-28-03
No morsel of food shall pass my lips till all the killing stops. We must continue with the non-violent protests.
But you will die Mr. Rhandi. Already you are too weak to move.
Was Ghandi a christian? I don't really know nor care.
What the? Where on earth am I?
Ahh Mr.Rhandi, your bid to starve yourself has been a resounding success. Of course, as a christian you know what happens to people who commit suicide don't you?
Why is Rhandi's skeleton so smug if his soul has been sent to purgatory? Even I don't know the answer.
That'll teach them.
Oh bloody golly, quick, get me two taco's over here, stat!