You Pay Peanuts, you get Monkeys.

Author: smamurai

Date: October 30, 2003

by smamurai
10-30-03
I swear it wasn't me. I wasn't even in the city when the King's favourite blind child was spat on.
We'll see about that. BRING ON THE LIAR-A-TRON-2000!!
It wasn't me. I was outside the city gates when the eyeball-challenged offspring of the King was attacked with saliva.
HE IS LYING! HE IS LYING! ALL GEESE ARE FRENCH!
It's a set-up I tell you. Are you going to take a robots word over that of a hard-working citizen?
Who can tell with that nonsense spouting machine? It's time like these I wish we had paid the extra and got the TRUTH-A-TRON-2000.