The Boy Who Cried Poof.

Author: smamurai

Date: November 5, 2003

by smamurai
11-05-03
Moooooooom!
There's a monster in my closet!
Oh, don't be silly, here, I'll show you...
Madam I assure you your son has got me all wrong. For you see I am a mincer and I am most definitely OUT of the closet.
Well I am afraid you and your naked boyfriend will have to leave. I need to lock my son in there for getting me out of bed with his unfounded stories about monsters in closets.