Convertible School Bus: Don't Make Eye-Contact

Author: smamurai

Date: December 11, 2003

by smamurai
12-11-03
Now I know that you kids smoke and I want you to stop. Not only does it stunt your growth but it actually makes you shrink.
Shrink? I think you must be mistaken there Janitor Bilge.
Oh yeah? I found a Zippo under the Coke machine in the yard. No normal healthy boy could fit under there for a sneaky smoke.
Perhaps someone just, kicked it under there by mistake?
I can't imagine a six inch tall boy being able to kick a Zippo lighter very far, do you?
No, what I meant was... um ... um ... please stop talking to me.