Pie in the Resolutionary Sky

Author: smamurai

Date: December 29, 2003

by smamurai
12-29-03
I am giving up procrastinating.
You said that last year.
I am going to continue blackening the lungs of the weak minded.
He says I'm taking up smoking. I don't think I have a problem with that.
This year I am going teach the men of my country that women cannot resist the sexual allure of our national dress.
Them Qatar turbans won't penetrate ladies-thongs by themselves.