Feeling Less Than Fragrant?

Author: smamurai

Date: January 5, 2004

by smamurai
1-05-04
Oh, I feel all bunged up. I am just not my light and airy self today.
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La-la-la-la ta-da-dee-dum-dee, ohhhh yeah!!
Hey girl, you ready to go? Wow you look as if you could take the world on today.
I feel like I could. That's because I just took a massive 5 Kilo shit. Thanx Colon-Slick, It's so fast I never even had time to get out the shower.