Sturdy McMare - Newsroom Janitor

Author: smamurai

Date: January 6, 2004

by smamurai
1-06-04
And so the boffins concluded that seagulls actually benefit from bathing in crude oil. It seems they love the stuff.
That's all from Channel 3 news, I am Jenny Vapid, good night and God bless.
Sturdy I want you to shuffle these papers for me and I think I might have spilled a packet of Cheetos under the desk, clear that up will you.
Tell the producer I am ready to sleep with him now.