Ask Dr Rude

Author: smamurai

Date: March 15, 2004

by smamurai
3-15-04
Son, could you come here for a minute?
I wonder what he wants..
Son, your getting older now, its about time we had a heart to heart. Is there anything on your mind?
Yes dad...where do babies come from?
Need any further clarification??
Define poontang, pork-sword and fishermans pie please.