Duelling Goatse Haikus..

Author: smamurai

Date: March 17, 2004

by smamurai
3-17-04
Choose your weapon fool, be it pistols or haiku? Sword or pointy stick?
I plump for haiku, as the setting here is apt, and I fear pain.
One bottle wine-rack, Large torpedo hit the slot, Beer can in warm fridge.
Watch it fall from grace, Stool slips out of it's own will, Never squeeze again.
Shiny toothless mouth, Mouthing words of shame and fear, Never smell it's breath
Expulsion of air, Reverbates around the halls, Skin didgeridoo.