Duelling Goatse Haikus.....

Author: smamurai

Date: March 17, 2004

by smamurai
3-17-04
Bear him on your head, Goatse won't let you stumble, Two become tall God.
Not scared of the dark, For I have spent many long nights, Foraging for spleen.
Holier than thou, None canst be, you truly have, The gates of heaven.
Hole man role model, Superhero to tight-butts, They want to be you.
Allergic to lube, You show us how not to need, vaseline again.
You had a dream, The man who would be Ring-King, Your subjects hail you.