World Worst Things to Say When on Vacation.

Author: smamurai

Date: April 6, 2004

by smamurai
4-06-04
At the Vatican.
Is the Pope a Catholic?
Does a bear shit in the woods, my child!
At the Rockies.
Do bears shit in the woods?
Is the Pope a Catholic, sonny-boy!
In San Francisico.
I thought travelling would widen my horizons but now I am just confused. Can you help me?
My my! What a tight little horizon you have.