If The Jacket Don't Fit You Must Aquit.

Author: smamurai

Date: April 13, 2004

by smamurai
4-13-04
So, you been wearing that 'Happy Birthday' badge for a while?
Just today.
You wear it on this day each week?
No, I tend to wear this type of badge only once every year.
Is that your jacket?
Stop looking for a loophole and admit you don't have a gift for me.