I Call Albert Einstein To The Stand.

Author: smamurai

Date: April 13, 2004

by smamurai
4-13-04
You say it's your birthday but have you taken jet-lag into account?
What? I 've never been on a plane. It's my birthday today.
You do realise that this year is a leap-year and the clocks usually go back around this time of year?
Yes, but today is my birthday.
Another year, another wrinkle.
You know, maybe today is not my birthday.