Nappy Reruns.

Author: smamurai

Date: April 13, 2004

by smamurai
4-13-04
You just had a baby and it's your bithday? Wow many happy returns.
Thanks, that's so nice of you.
Yes I am sure you will be happy if your belly button, hips, bladder control, free time.....
8 minutes later..
...satisfying sex life, admiring glances from men in the street, decent posture and boyfriend ever return.
I will make it my lifes work to train my baby, to kill you all.