Bitten Off More Than He Could Poo?

Author: smamurai

Date: May 12, 2004

by smamurai
5-12-04
Bernie has an eating problem.
Fat Bernie?
Yes, he always goes to the toilet after lunch. I followed him today and now I know why?
Gross! Did you find vomit all over the toilet?
No, I found a stick of butter, a loaf and a large pack of cheese slices sealed in a plastic bag floating in the cistern.
The dirty bastard.