Mysteries of the Vegan Unknowable

Author: smamurai

Date: May 14, 2004

by smamurai
5-14-04
National Vegan Society Headquarters...
You're fucking firing me? I thought this was a volunteer position?
We're all fed up of your purile pranks Brad, and last week you were spotted eating a hot-dog.
Pranks? I don't know what you mean. Anyway most guys in here eat meat every day.
That's nonsense, I speak for myself and most of our staff when I say I haven't eaten meat in decades.
Oh yeah? Try telling that to the sea-monkeys I put in the water-cooler last week.
See this is what I'm talking about.