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"When I was a kid my dad caught me reading gay porn."
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| I found it in the street. | |
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"He locked me in a wardrobe with the San Francisco 69ers. I wasn't allowed out till I smoked every one."
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"He tried the same trick when he caught me drinking alcohol one day."
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| Jimmy's dad gave me a wine-cooler. | |
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| I'll teach you about the horrors of alcohol son. Get in that wardrobe. The 69ers are on the way and they're drunk. | |
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