Mum Like It Not

Author: smamurai

Date: May 15, 2005

by smamurai
5-15-05
You got a scary glint in your eye tonight buddy.
Lack of pussy can drive a man insane.
As your pink imaginary horse friend heed my words. LOSE YOUR VIRGINITY!
I'm working on it. Last night I got in touch with my feminine side.
"I layed down between two pillows and imagined my head was a clitoris."
This seems like a terrible waste son. There are kids starving in Africa.
Mum just shut up and throw the yoghurt already.