Scaterogical

Author: smamurai

Date: December 20, 2005

by smamurai
12-20-05
Your son passed a dirty note to a girl in class today.
Did it contain the 'C' word?
It simply said, 'You make me feel funny in my tummy'.
What's so dirty about a message from the heart?
I am afraid this message came from the ass. It was written with a piece of feces.
I think I may be to blame. I left a piece of feces on the breakfast bar this morning. He must have stolen it.