All in the family

Author: smilekt14

Date: April 16, 2003

by smilekt14
4-16-03
So my mom says you're my dad. It's funny, I don't really see any resemblance between us. I mean, you have feet for ears, and arms for legs, and I am completely normal.
Well, you're like me in one respect. Your penis will fall off when you turn 27.
But I don't have a penis. I'm a girl.
Oh sweet jesus.