Watch out for the black ice!

Author: snafui

Date: February 12, 2001

by snafui
2-12-01
Ahem.
What the hell are you?
I'm a tunneling snow midget. When the weather man predicts snow, I come along to ensure that you dont get snowed into your house. I can crawl through a window and tunnel you out!
*diabolic laugh*
See ya, gotta hit the super market like every other asshole and stock up on bread, milk, army rations and canned vegetables then run home and supply the storm cellar!