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by sneeee
4-15-04
they are the wave of the future
Bone Marrow
transplants
Phallic
religous
the single greatest act in america
reasonable
perhaps

 

by sneeee
4-15-04
fellatio
nothing gives him this right
narration: desert snail
the buck stops here
you are not truman
never
freudian theories state i am a symbol of man's homosexual urges
this madness must end

 

by sneeee
4-15-04
The feeling goes straight to my brain
I am an antichrist
I am an anarchist
everytime i turn around, every time I care about something, i die a little.
Don't know what I want but I know how to get it
I wanna destroy the passer-by 'cause i wanna be in anarchy
Can't you feel it too?
Anarchy for the UK, It's coming sometime and maybe I give a wrong time, stop a traffic line. Your future dream is a shopping scheme
cause I wanna be anarchy, It's in the city

 

by sneeee
4-15-04
Did I ever tell you about the man who taught his ass to talk? His whole abdomen would move up and down you dig farting out the words. It was unlike anything I had ever heard.
I saw the best minds of my generation destroyed by madness, starving hysterical naked,
This ass talk had sort of a gut frequency. It hit you right down there like you gotta go.
dragging themselves through the negro streets at dawn looking for an angry fix,
You know when the old colon gives you the elbow and it feels sorta cold inside, and you know all you have to do is turn loose?
angelheaded hipsters burning for the ancient heavenly connection to the starry dynamo in the machin- ery of night,

 

by sneeee
4-15-04
Doomsday is coming on the twenty first of December in the year 2012
however, that is according to the aztecs, who used to elaboratley rip out the heart of human beings so the dawn would consistently come
Keep in mind that this same date turned up when Terrence Mckenna, drug guru and all-around awesome man, plotted out his timewave fractal
However, he also did personal, and quite extensive, if you know what i mean, research on psilocybins. aka magic mushrooms, and he consistantly smoked DMT, the active ingredient of ayahuasca.
THE POWER IS YOURS!

 

by sneeee
4-15-04
'I want several things this time. First, I want a vehicle for Edie Sedgwick. We're going to make her our Superstar.
She will be the queen of the Factory, and I want it in a kitchen because I want, now, white. Completely white... I want this one more involved than any of the previous ones.
So you want a plot?!
No , I don't want a plot, but I want a situation or situations.
This is the best thing you've done.

 

by sneeee
4-15-04
For the People
To you I must say a word, perhaps a dozen will do, yet none so tragic as that of "existential"
The thoughts, hopes, and dreams of the people lie within you
By the People
And yet there lies within us all the meaning of the present timeframe spaceship earth all-one for the common glorious revelations of messiahs everywhere
Can such an energy manage to release itself into an ectoplasmic form which has the potential to make all the young boys soil themselves while masterbating into intestines as taught by Gilles de Rais?
From the People
The Power of Christ
Compels you

 

by sneeee
4-15-04
Stand up for what I belive in
What about the paraplegics?
They cannot survive in the jungle
What if they have leech remover?
WONDERTWIN POWERS... ACTIVATE!
Form of Dew!
Form of E. Coli!

 

by sneeee
4-16-04
Hey boy where do you get it from Hey boy where did you go ?
I learned my passion in the good old fashioned School of Loverboys!
Dining at the Ritz we'll meet at nine precisely
I will pay the bill, you taste the wine Driving back in style, in my saloon will do quite nicely Just take me back to yours that will be fine
(One two three four five six seven eight nine o' clock)





(come on and get it)
Ooh love
Ooh loverboy What're you doin' tonight,


hey boy
Everything's all right, Just hold on tight,
That's because I'm a good old-fashioned fashioned loverboy

 

by sneeee
4-16-04
French
Bread
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
Purple
Pills
Cheese
Danish

 

by sneeee
4-16-04
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by sneeee
4-16-04
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by sneeee
4-17-04
Do you have picky eaters
I SURE HOPE NOT!
I feel used, of course I do
!TON EPOH ERUS I
ykcip evah ouy oD sretae

 

by sneeee
4-17-04
Pretty Woman
Walking Down the Street
I don't believe you, you're not the truth
No one could look as good as you
Pretty woman, won't you pardon me
Pretty woman, I couldn't help see

 

by sneeee
4-18-04
So are you saying the rise in mass-marketed foods could kill us all?
That's exactly what I'm saying. If all people ate the same thing, wore the same general thing, etc. for the next millenia or so, genetic diversity would slowly decline
Well, at least we'll have a long time to wait, OH GOOD LORD IT'S ALREADY HAPPENING!
If you had not subscribed to newsday, i would not be shooting upon your torso
Now the world is populated with paperclips and clowns

 

by sneeee
4-18-04
The ones for me are the mad ones,
the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved
desirous of everything at the same time
who never yawn
or say a commonplace thing
but burn, burn, burn like fabulous yellow roman candles exploding like spiders across the stars.

 

by sneeee
4-18-04
You always say that, the same thing every time: never again, I'm through, too dangerous.
I know that's what I always say. I'm always right too, but --
-- but you forget about it in a day or two --
-- yeah, well, the days of me forgittin' are over, and the days of me rememberin' have just begun
When you go on like this, you know what you sound like?
I sound like a sensible fucking man, is what I sound like.

 

by sneeee
4-19-04
if we are all going to eventually die, then what is the point of living?
perhaps the point of life is to make life easier for subsequent generations
Yet that gives me no pertinent reason other then helping others
So you are a selfish person by nature, and therefore will never be satisfied with what you have in this life.
Perhaps you are over analyzing me, for I am not necessarily selfish, i just like to get a little in return sometimes.

 

by sneeee
4-22-04
Consumerism will kill off humans and give rise to a powerful robot-nation, composed of machines who routinely buy products they already own in an effort to better themselves
What reasons do you give as evidence for such a dire prediction?
Simple. Since almost all items purchased are devices to make our lives easier, and our lives seem to rotate around buying things, we will soon develop a machine that just buys new products
So all these apocalyptic announcements were merely the speculations of an inoramus with no factual evidence to support his claims?
Say, have you heard the one about the hu-man prophet who was doubted?
Why yes I have, but I never tire of hearing it. Please, tell it to me again.

 

by sneeee
4-22-04
I have decided to break a horrendous habit that is costing me huge amounts of money, as well as ruining my health.
How commendable. What will you swear off of? Heroin? Cocaine? Marijuana? A kind of painkiller? Booze? Cigarettes? Or are you doing something else?
I have never had any of those addictions. Rather, I am swearing off supporting large conglomerates, especially those pertaining to food products.
How queer. I never envisioned large corporations would be considered a dependency that needs to be vanquished
One Week Later
So cold, oh dear god, so cold, i need some FOX news, i need some kraft, dear god man, help me!
You swore off such things! I cannot let you go back on yourself! To do so would only open the metaphorical door for more addicts, and the fools will rush in.

 

by sneeee
4-28-04
It's a hand-me-down, the thoughts are broken
Perhaps they're better left unsung
I don't know
Don't really care
Let there be songs
To fill the air

 

by sneeee
4-28-04
Hello there, young whippershnapper, why do I have such a pleasure on my porch?
I am in love with your daughter, and I would like to take her hand in marriage
*******INTERMISSION********
I shall conquer you, oh giant squid of the deeps!
No reptile has ever matched the fury of Aquadexnox the mighty! You cannot win!
I pronounce you trannsexual and man. You may kiss the... you may kiss... each other
Mayonnaise on french fries? Those crazy Hollandese!

 

by sneeee
4-29-04
Coming to make contact to me tomorrow with enemy with him
it must be its house, because spendthrift is used of the witness of
the end to see disonore of c'est one, because j'ai that wished, its new kitchen with the heat and refridgerators d'it's and the narcotic work of tiles of the material for ceilings
Soon I will obtain therefore to my house a day you, that one that you can see them. You are l'après-midday freely?
Narcotic, I cannot take well-taken care of from, he he astonishment
I cannot also take well-taken care of from

 

by sneeee
5-04-04
For the record, I didn't hate you until summer.
good for you. and why was that?
because that's when your superficial, white supremacy-bitchiness really accelerated
haha
Then she Died.

 

by sneeee
5-16-04
Oh dear! Assulted by my very creation!
You whore! You'll just fondle anyone's buttocks!

 

by sneeee
5-22-04
Every day I get in the queue to get on the bus that takes me to you. I'm so nervous, I just sit and smile, your house is only in another mile.
Too Much Magic Bus!
Thank you, driver, for getting me here . You'll be an inspector, have no fear. I don't want to cause no fuss but can I buy your Magic Bus?
Too Much Magic Bus!
I said, now I've got my Magic Bus, I said, now I've got my Magic Bus. I drive my baby every way, each time I go a different way. Every day you'll see the dust as I drive my baby in my Magic Bus
Too Much Magic Bus!

 

by sneeee
5-31-04
Memorial day is so very pointless
well, it's not like we can do anything about it
What about veterans day? Aren't the dead veterans too? Do they get two holidays?
Well, the only way i can think of to remedy this situation would be to have humongous reenactments of historic battles

 

by sneeee
6-26-04
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by sneeee
7-02-04
Love feel pleasure satisfaction throughout cosmic spaceship body! Tale feeds delightful thought for maximum beauty tragic.
Samsa presents: Rodeo!
urgent care may be needed
Winner for lifetime supply funtime thinking!

 

by sneeee
7-11-04
I am certainly among the greatest males who have graced the earth!
I concur, fill my love devices with a glistening slice of lettuce in penile form!
BUT MY POORLY DRAWN HAND WILL NOT ALLOW FOR OUR LOVE TO BE BORN!
Lovely fist brings passion embrace to school!
!!!!!!!!!!!JESUS SAVES!!!!!!!!!!!

 

by sneeee
7-27-04
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by sneeee
7-29-04
It has recently occurred to me, in visits to other strips
However, I neither fault the users who have these issues, nor do I fault this fine service, which is performs its duties wonderfully.
that many of this service's users are culturally inept
in addition to completely lacking a personal style
Rather, I blame the lack of education concerning culture (and of course, counterculture) they receive from parents or school.

 

by sneeee
9-16-04
The sun was shining on the sea, Shining with all his might: He did his very best to make The billows smooth and bright-- And this was odd, because it was The middle of the night.
'O Oysters, come and walk with us!' The Walrus did beseech, 'A pleasant walk, a pleasant talk, Along the briny beach: We cannot do with more than four, To give a hand to each.'
My Friend the Walrus and I, The Carpenter, represent capitalism, giving hope to the poor, optimistic, and inexperienced
Four other Oysters followed them, And yet another four; And thick and fast they came at last, and more and more and more...
"The time has come," the Walrus said, "To talk of many things: Of shoes--and ships--and sealing-wax-- Of cabbages--and kings-- And why the sea is boiling hot-- And whether pigs have wings."
You see, at this time, we, the Walrus and the Carpenter, and fooling the Oysters to follow us so we can eat them. Just like the capitalist system has the rich tricking the poor into labor!
...They'd eaten every one.
"It seems a shame to play them such a trick, After we've ... made them trot so quick!"..."I weep for you, I deeply sympathize." With sobs and tears [The Walrus] sorted out those of the largest size
We ate them!

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