Steve and Squirrel, Episode I

Author: somnambulist

Date: December 31, 2005

by somnambulist
12-31-05
Introducing... Steve and Squirrel!
Sigh, 2005 sucked ass. I didn't get the job, I didn't get the girl, and all I ever feel anymore is the crushing despair of loneliness.
Oh, cheer up! Let's go to Daisy Buchanan's tonight to drink in the New Year. I'll be your wingman! Chicks dig the tail.
Even if it weren't snowing like crazy out, I'm pretty sure that would be some sort of health code violation.
Well, if you're that worried about it, we can disguise you with a Tom Menino mask. You're mumbly enough, and it's pretty dark in there.
Half of me is mad I'm being ridiculed by a rodent, but the other half is relieved that at least he didn't suggest a Kerry Healy disguise.
Oooh, I almost forgot, we should get you a mayoral sash!