Steve and Squirrel #7

Author: somnambulist

Date: January 2, 2006

by somnambulist
1-02-06
The obligatory love interest...
Is that guy talking to a... squirrel?
Sigh... there goes another beautiful, intelligent woman. What will it take for her to notice me?
Well, I'm fairly certain that she has picked up on how you haven't changed clothes in four days and your shoes are untied.
Both of which are perfectly valid lifestyle choices.
Richard Blackwell called; he says celibacy is only a choice if you're wearing a robe with a big-ass cross on it.