Steve and Squirrel #9

Author: somnambulist

Date: January 3, 2006

by somnambulist
1-03-06
Hey, that cute girl is coming over here. Any last advice?
Well, normally I'd offer the usual stuff about "just wing it" or "to thine own self be true" but this is you we're talking about, so maybe just think of something simple and inoffensive.
Hi there! Is that your squirrel? He's really cute!
Um... rocks! Albert Einstein! The War of 1812! The Linux kernel! What the hell is the deal with Topher Grace being cast in the next Spider-Man movie?
Are you OK? You look like you're in some sort of pain.
Huh? Oh, I'm fine. I was just... um... doing some math... in my head... the abstract algebra kind that's just a bunch of letters strung together...