Steve and Squirrel #10: Now They Have Subtitles

Author: somnambulist

Date: January 3, 2006

by somnambulist
1-03-06
Hey, I like math too! I've been studying engineering at WPI. My name's Allison, by the way.
I'm Steve. I was going to go there too, but I didn't get much financial aid from them. Later, in a fit of irony, my retarded ass would end up getting a finance degree.
Well, isn't the pay almost as good?
That's what I tried to tell the lady at the unemployment office, but she said that isn't how the system works.
If your recitation of the proof of the Chinese Remainder Theorem is a big turn-on for her, do I get to watch you make super-smart nerd babies?
I know this is going to sound weird coming from a random passer-by, but is that squirrel high? He looks way too excited about something, but I can't imagine what it would be...