Steve and Squirrel #16: We Are Here For Your Inconvenience

Author: somnambulist

Date: January 5, 2006

by somnambulist
1-05-06
Pretend it's a speaker phone.
Hi, my password isn't working. Is there any way to have it re-set and then sent to me so I can log on and use my account?
Your PIN number is the one you chose on your EZ-Pass application form. We can mail it to you if you'd like.
But I might have changed the Web password at some point. What good is the PIN if it won't work? Can you reset my password to whatever you mail to me?
Your PIN number is used to access your account until you change it.
Argh! I know that, but... oh, screw it. Send me the PIN, even though it won't get me any more access to my account than I had this morning...
Is there another way in which I can be completely fucking useless for you today?