Steve and Squirrel #18: Technically, Today Is Christmas

Author: somnambulist

Date: January 6, 2006

by somnambulist
1-06-06
At 3 P.M. on Friday (seriously)
Hi, I'm calling to let you know we would like to hire you! It's $50K a year. If you are still interested, when would you like to start?
Hi, that sounds great! Since you probably won't keep giving me my severance pay in the interim, I'd like to start ASAP.
No problem, I'll have HR mail you the offer letter. By the way, it's my last day here. You can work out all the details with them next week, ok?
I hope this isn't April Fool's Day in his religion. Nah... maybe he'll send me a confirmation e-mail. That'd make sense, right?
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Shit.