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At 3 P.M. on Friday (seriously)
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| Hi, I'm calling to let you know we would like to hire you! It's $50K a year. If you are still interested, when would you like to start? | |
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| Hi, that sounds great! Since you probably won't keep giving me my severance pay in the interim, I'd like to start ASAP. | |
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| No problem, I'll have HR mail you the offer letter. By the way, it's my last day here. You can work out all the details with them next week, ok? | |
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| I hope this isn't April Fool's Day in his religion. Nah... maybe he'll send me a confirmation e-mail. That'd make sense, right? | |
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| You have no new messages. | |
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