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| Hi... I'd like to find out why I got a letter about my old IRA having an early withdrawal penalty. | |
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| Certainly, sir. I'll look that up for you right away. | |
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| It's just an old legacy account for $2,000. Why would I take a penalty just to get another account with the same bank? That doesn't make any sense, does it? I'm only 29! | |
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| Ah, here we are. There aren't any penalties against your account. I can print the history for your records, if you'd like it. | |
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| God damn it! Can't you fuck something up so I can bitch about it in my comic tonight? | |
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| Is there anything else I can help you with today, sir? | |
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