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Yesterday, in the H.R. department...
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| OK, so the guy who said I'm hired (who has since left) was going to have HR call me and you never did. Is there someone here who knows about this? | |
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| Well, there's me, a VP about two or three levels above you, her executive assistant, and the person who'll be training you. | |
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30 minutes of equivocation later...
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| And the paperwork I needed to sign? | |
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| Oh there isn't any. The guy who hired you left, but he's going to come back on Wednesday and file that with us. But you are hired. | |
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| I don't suppose you can help me figure out if I need to pay for COBRA for the 2 weeks between my severance pay ending and me coming back to work again... | |
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| Nope. All of our benefits personnel are on a three-hour lunch break. And they don't know anything, anyway. | |
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