Steve & Squirrel #28: Return of the Forgotten Pound Sign

Author: somnambulist

Date: January 12, 2006

by somnambulist
1-12-06
Shopping with my sister (because my own fashion sense, or rather complete lack thereof, cannot be trusted):
Man, I hate looking for work clothes.
Ha-ha. YOU have to wear a noose all day while *I* will never have to. Ever!
Actually, now that I think about the lifetime of tedium and loneliness that awaits me, a noose doesn't sound like such a bad idea.
But if you kill yourself now, how will you afford having your body frozen and then shot into space on a journey to distant star systems?
Why'd you pick that picture for her? She was nice and helpful and even let you use her Gap discount to buy a shirt. What kind of brother are you?
Well, none of the images look at all like her, and although she's nineteen, she is still technically my little sister...