Steve & Squirrel #31: Best Friends Forever

Author: somnambulist

Date: January 12, 2006

by somnambulist
1-12-06
Theresa is another real net-friend of mine who asked to be in the comic...
Hey, Theresa. What brings you here?
I want to know all the juicy gossip about your new boyfriend! And I may or may not have an ulterior movtive in asking...
He's a little goofy, but it's OK, so am I. Besides, it's not like it's illegal for us to eat nothing but Cheerios and watch my Stargate DVD's all day...
I wish I were living the Miller High Life. But anyway, does it bother you that even I could kick his ass with my sexy kung-fu fighting prowess?
Nah. He could always make a comic saying you're some sort of kinky sex fiend who runs a brothel in south Vermont...
While I appreciate the flattery, it's still not going to get you two a discount on Swingers Night.