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Look, I'm no fan of George Bush. A retarded monkey would be a significant improvement over him.
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| Senator Kerry, how would you handle the nuclear threat posed by Iran? | |
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| Why do I get the feeling it would be something along the lines of "duck and cover?" | |
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I want there to be someone else to vote for. I really do. Trouble is, the only competing policy positions are "Answer hazy, ask again later..."
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| Well, that has been mishandled so far. I have a better plan... but I left it at home. | |
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| Next to your copy of The Communist Manifesto? | |
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...or, "I'm telling Mommy."
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| I'd ask the UN to pass resolutions that Iran would ignore entirely. Then, just sit back and wait for the mushroom cloud. | |
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| I'm moving to Antarctica. I bet penguins are tasty. | |
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