Steve & Squirrel #40: Evil Dictator Personal Ads

Author: somnambulist

Date: January 14, 2006

by somnambulist
1-14-06
A trailer in Arkansas...
Former dictator in the Middle East. Although currently incarcerated, hope to be acquitted and then open my own Waffle House in western Kentucky.
Billy Bob, we be gettin' us one o' dem dee-vorces!
An apartment in Quebec...
Charming French midget and former emperor. Currently exiled in Elba and plotting revenge. Cuddle with me and someday we will rule the world!
Hey, asshole, I was using that line way before you!
A cave in Afghantistan...
Handsome Fuhrer, stylish mustache. Seeking lucky lady for exterminating infidels, wild sex, and suicide by bunker. Must have strong jaw. Pic for pic. No fat chicks!
If only he were a woman! Why must you torment me so, O great Allah?