Steve & Squirrel #46: Excused Absences

Author: somnambulist

Date: January 16, 2006

by somnambulist
1-16-06
So, the comic is called "Steve and Squirrel," right? And I haven't been in it in over a week! Can you believe the nerve of that guy?
Dude... a talking squirrel! I am going to be rich!
Actually, no. Funny story - not only can I talk, I'm also psychic, and you're going to be run over and killed by a farm tractor driven by a deranged and drunken Ed O'Neill.
Holy shit! Really?
Dammit! It's really hard to think of interesting, funny things for him to do.
Nah, I'm just fucking with you. But I will bet you $20 that I can go from here without hitting the rim.
Gah! I don't want to see that!