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| Instead of naming my penis like some guys do, I decided that I would instead name my testicles. | |
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| So what are you calling them? | |
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| Why the hell would you call your nads America Balls? | |
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| Because now I can accuse any girl who won't give me a blow job of being an unpatriotic, commie traitor. | |
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| I guess you won't be flying the flag at half-staff anymore! | |
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