Steve & Squirrel #47: My Country 'Tis Of Thee

Author: somnambulist

Date: January 18, 2006

by somnambulist
1-18-06
Instead of naming my penis like some guys do, I decided that I would instead name my testicles.
So what are you calling them?
America Balls!
Why the hell would you call your nads America Balls?
Because now I can accuse any girl who won't give me a blow job of being an unpatriotic, commie traitor.
I guess you won't be flying the flag at half-staff anymore!