Steve & Squirrel #49: No Time for Love in Young Lust

Author: somnambulist

Date: January 20, 2006

by somnambulist
1-20-06
Aww, I bet you were cute back then, too. So what did you listen to on your way off to Catholic junior high school, anyway?
Aerosmith, mostly. I must have played through my tape of "Pump" about 948 times that year.
Oh, you were a naughty boy, listening to that! Aren't virtually all of their songs thinly veiled metaphors for kinky sex?
Yeah, but since I was only 13 and severely repressed at the time, when I heard "F.I.N.E.", I thought that a new kind of jelly in her jelly roll was about a new donut shop.
You're not going to ask if you can get your red wings tonight, are you?
Nah. I'm not in the mood for hockey.