Steve & Squirrel #50: No, That's OK ... You Can Keep It

Author: somnambulist

Date: January 26, 2006

by somnambulist
1-26-06
Bad.
{ plopping noises and foul odor from the adjacent stall }
Aw, man... there's only four squares of toilet paper left.
Worse.
Whoa! Powerdump! Hey man, when you're done, can you toss me the toilet paper? There's none left over in this stall.
Quick, lift your feet in the air and ignore him! There's precision wiping to attend to here!
Downright terrifying.
I know you're in there. C'mon, send it over. I'll give it all back when I finish!
Calm blue ocean... Calm blue ocean... Calm blue ocean... Argh! Dammit! Now I have to pee, too.