Steve & Squirrel #53: No Wonder Kids Can't Do Math Anymore

Author: somnambulist

Date: January 28, 2006

by somnambulist
1-28-06
Hey big brother! What are you up to right now?
Hey kiddo. I'm just throwing out the plastic holder thing from a six-pack of ginger ale. Why?
You should cut that up first! When I was in grammar school they showed us movies of ducks getting caught in them. It was sad. Now I always cut them!
So what you're saying is that the public school system passes off Discovery Channel animal snuff films as education?
Look, can't you just cut it up? It takes like ten seconds.
What did they do for an encore, show you Debbie Does Dallas in sex-ed class?