Steve & Squirrel #54: Boston Red Sox Virtual Waiting Room

Author: somnambulist

Date: January 28, 2006

by somnambulist
1-28-06
Ordering tickets: Dad's Way...
You have selected two standing room only tickets in the bleacher section. NO SEAT! Do you want to continue?
Maybe I'll try to get tickets for an interleague game on a Friday night. Nobody would want to go to one of those, right?
Ordering tickets: Mom's Way...
Enter the number in the box and then click continue to proceed with ordering tickets.
What am I supposed to click? Cancel? Is that anything like Continue? Three and a half minutes until tickets are released? Should I type even slower?
Ordering tickets: My Way...
Due to heavy transaction volumes, your request cannot be processed. Please try again. And again. And again. And again...
Goddammit, gimme my fucking tickets! We've got six computers set up, yet I'm the only one here who knows how to do this right!