Steve and Squirrel #56: ANSWER ME!

Author: somnambulist

Date: January 31, 2006

by somnambulist
1-31-06
http://www.astrochimp.com/2006 /01/18/random-facts-aboutjack-bauer/
WHO... ARE... YOU... WORKING... FOR!!?
If I were gay, I think I'd want to be Kiefer Sutherland's boyfriend.
Excuse me? Do I even know where to begin with this?
Oh, come on, most of the men on the show look at him all misty-eyed half the time. Are you saying I'm not good enough for him?
He's not gay, you're not his type, and the only way I wouldn't have to kill you for it would be if I got a chance to participate, too.
Actually, I was just kidding, but if you can convince Kim Raver to join the orgy, you've got yourself a deal!