Steve & Squirrel #57: The Drivers on Rt 128 *ARE* Terrorists

Author: somnambulist

Date: February 1, 2006

by somnambulist
2-01-06
So I'm driving down the highway today and I end up going by this guy with a license plate that says "ARARAT-J."
Well, maybe God commanded him to build an ark, but he was really lazy and decided to buy an SUV instead.
It was a Toyota Camry. And I think the guy in it was trying to kill me. He tossed a bomb out the window!
Are you sure his license plate didn't say ARAFAT?
Meanwhile...
Ha ha! So then he almost veered into the guard rail?
Yeah. It's funny what happens when you spray paint coconuts black and throw them at infidels!