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Driving through town today I looked at the sign on a store too fast and thought it read, "FLY CLEANER."
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| I'm here for my spare exoskeleton. | |
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What could such a cryptic sign mean?
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| Did you hear that S.C. Johnson bought the rights to the "Scrubbing Maggots" brand? | |
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| Get out! Do you think they'll open a drive-through? | |
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No, really, what could it possibly be?
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| Just make sure you stay perfectly still. The last time I did this, my tongue stud got caught on the zipper! | |
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| Just don't forget to call me John Glenn when I break orbit. | |
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