Steve & Squirrel #67: A Love Story

Author: somnambulist

Date: February 8, 2006

by somnambulist
2-08-06
Hey, I made us a sex tape!
Nice try, but you know I sweep for bugs every night before we make love. I know how your mind works!
No, no, I made this mix of songs to play when we're... well, you know... Anyway, what do you think of them?
Dirty Little Secret... Living In Sin... She Loves My Cock...? Stan? Hey Mister? Aliens Exist? F.I.N.E.? Quinn The Eskimo...? Love In An Elevator...???
OK, fine, so we don't have an elevator. But what about "You and Me" or "Angel" or "Brown Eyed Girl?"
Those would be fine, if you hadn't put them between "We Built This City" and "Proud To Be An American."